1.  Born November 15...I plead the 5th on the year :P

2.  Name Kimberly Anne.

3.  Born at St. Joseph's Hospital, Hamilton, ON.

4.  Was baptized at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Cambrige.

5.  Am half oriental...don't ask which half...maybe the top!

6.  Lived in Greensville, ON.

7.  Had a huge backyard with a swingset and a huge maple tree.

8.  Had a big bedroom with a fuzzy pink carpet.

9.  Had a big white Samoyed dog.

10.  Had my tonsils out at St. Joseph's Hospital at age 2.

11.  I got my pink blanky and bunny at that time.

12.  Walked at age 9 months and talked soon thereafter.

13.  Was potty trained at age 2.

14.  Started school at a synagogue at age 2 (oddly enough, I am not Jewish).

15.  Best friend at that time was PR.

16.  Pain in the *ss little sister came along about 4 years after me.  Her name's Tracy.

17.  Went to kindergarten at Greensville Public School in Greensville.

18.  My kindergarten teacher was Miss Damon and she was the nicest teacher I ever had.

19. Went to grades 1,2,3 at West Flamborough Public School (which no longer is a school, but a storage space for the school Board).

20.  My third grade teacher left part way through the year and we had a substitute who didn't like math, so we didn't do any math in third grade.

21.  I suck at math.

22.  I took swimming lessons.

23.  I took tap lessons.

24.  I took skating lessons.

25.  I went to Brownies.

26. I went to Girl Guides.

27.  I went to Pioneer Girls.

28.  I went to art school with a boy who lived down the street.

29.  I had a huge crush on the boy who lived across the street.  Names not mentioned to protect the innocent.

30.  I was an extremely fat kid (not much has changed! lol)

31.  In third grade my substitute teacher wouldn't let me go to the washroom and I peed my pants in class :S.

32.  I actually lived not quite in Greensville and not quite in Dundas...sort of a transition area lol which overlooked the Dundas Golf and Country Club.

33.  There was a mentally challenged girl who lived down the street.  I think I was her only friend.  She gave me a gerbil for my birthday once, it was the best present I ever got...or so I thought at the time.

34.  I played baseball every summer.

35.  My dad coached the team and I was pitcher and sometimes backcatcher.

36.  I went to grades 4,5,6 at Greensville Public School.

37.  I got caught playing doctor with DZ.

38.  CL and I decided to run away...the milkman picked us up and brought us home.  Yeah, we did have milk delivered right to the house!

39.  My best friend was KB.

40.  KB and I took ice skating together.  I thought she had the coolest house because it had a sunken living room.  I also thought her older brother was cool ;).

41.  I then made friends with MS who also had a very cute older brother who was a huge pain in the *ss.

42.  One of my better friends was SC who lived next door.

43.  When I was in grade 5 LM moved to the neighbourhood and became best friends with SC so I didn't really like her.

44.  SC transferred to Catholic school and I never saw much of her after that.

45.  CO, SO and RO moved in next door and we all became really good friends.

46.  They later moved away to Nova Scotia and then back to Ottawa.  Who knows where they are now!

47.  When I was 10 I almost died and had to have an emergency tracheotomy.

48.  My family had a house trailer and we used to go camping a lot.  We pretty much travelled every province and most of the states.

49.  When we travelled the Cabot trail, it was very foggy and we decided to park on the side of the road for the night...in the morning we noticed we had parked on the edge of a cliff.

50.  When I was in grade 5 my parents split up.

51.  My mom left with my sister but didn't get to my school on time to pick me up.

52.  I wasn't sure where she went.

53.  There was a very nasty custody battle and we went to court.

54.  My sister and I lived in the house with my dad and grandmother for a year.

55.  When I was in grade 6 my parents got back together.

56.  My grade 6 teacher was weird.  She had 9 kids.  She made us carve tools out of stone which we then used to disect rabbits and then we buried the carcasses in the schoolyard. I'm not making this crap up!

 

 

57.  For grades 7 and 8 I went to Spencer Valley Public School.

58.  MS stopped being friends with me because she liked DM better.

59.  I don't remember what happened to KB.  I do know she's an optometrist now.

60.  LO became my new best friend.

61.  The best birthday party was when I was in grade 7 and I remember that LO, KB and MS slept over.  We drove my mom nuts with all the giggling.

62.  LO's parents split up when I was in grade 8 and she disappeared off the face of the earth :(.

63.  I got my ears pierced when I was 11. 

64.  I had two guinea pigs for pets, Pierre and Antoinette.  See, I was a renaissance fan, right from the beginning.

65.  We went camping one Thanksgiving and returned to 4 guinea pigs.  The babies were named...Cranberry and Turkey...yeah, I had a strange sense of humour early in life.

66.  My parents split up again when I was 14, this time for good.

67.  Me, my mom and my sister left and got our own apartment in Dundas.  We had no furniture and slept on the floor.

68.  I had my first 'date' with J(last name?), the boy who lived downstairs.  We took the bus to the movies with a bunch of his friends and sat in the front row...I can't remember what movie it was!

69.  I went to Parkside Highschool in Dundas.

70.  My mom opened a restaurant in town with a friend of hers.

71.  I had a major crush on her son, GH.  He would ride me into town on the handlebars of his bike so we could have lunch at the restaurant and then again after school so we could work there.

72.  I went to my first concert with GH and about 7 other people all riding in the same beat up car.  It was...Ozzy Osbourne!! That's right!

73.  LM was about the only person I knew from gradeschool at my highschool so we became best friends.

74.  I got tired of not having many friends and decided to become a 'clown'.  I developed an even more warped sense of humour and attracted many!

75.  I made friends with TB, IB, RM, JM, SR, SB, KR, JL, DM, MM, GK, SK, RS, JH.

76.  Every weekend we went to LM's house to watch scary movies on the 54" screen and listen to music.

77. We listened to Motorhead, The Who, Judas Priest, AC/DC.

78.  My friends threw me a sweet 16 surprise party...what a surprise, what nice friends I had!

79.  GK had a pet snake who escaped his cage and roamed loose in his house...was never found :O

80.  I had a huge crush on SK and LM told him!!!!  Bad girl!!!

81.  MM asked me to go to his senior prom with him...and LM was jealous.

82.  I got my first job when I was 17, working 10 hours a week at Photolab.

83.  I got my drivers license when I was 17.

84.  I got my first boyfriend when I was 17.  TS...with the car and mother from hell.

 

 

85.  I met up with PR...my nursery school friend again when I was 17.

86.  My favourite subjects in school were art, music, English, German.

87.  When I was in grade 13, I was asked on a date by a grade 9 boy, who apparently did some private investigation in order to get my phone number!  I turned him down!

88.  The grade 13 class had an outdoor sleepover on the front lawn of the school.  Some of the guys streaked...the police told us all to go home.

89.  The grade 13 class went camping at Sandbanks Provincial Park.  There, I developed a crush on TB, which went nowhere of course. lol

90.  Graduated from Parkside and decided to go to McMaster and take whatever they'd let me into, which turned out to be business.

91.  Broke up with TS because I met more interesting people.

92.  Started dating BB pretty much from the first day of university.

93.  BB dumped me 2.5 years later...we got back together and I dumped him 1.5 years later.

94.  I graduated university with an Hons. B.Comm in personnel and marketing.

95.  I went to Europe for 2 months after I graduated from university.  My favourite places I think were Ireland and Switzerland.  Yes, I did get a Swiss Army knife!!!  And I love those Irish accents (all hail Liam Neeson).

96.  My first job job after university was as a secretary at a patent and trademark law firm.

97.  Then I worked at the United Church of Canada as an assistant to a human resources person.

98.  Then I became a management consultant in workers' compensation.

97.  The consulting company became a law firm and I'm now a senior workplace safety & insurance analyst.  Don't worry, it's not nearly as exciting or important as it sounds...although I do have a collection of my own business cards.

98.  My first car was a used 1989 Ford Escort.  I drove it into the ground.  I drove it into the dealer's lot to pick up the new car and it literally died right where I stopped it.

99.  My first brand new car was a 1992 Saturn, which I also drove into the ground.

100.  My current car is a used 2002 Cavalier.  But it's blue...please refer to 108. for an explanation lol.

101.  I like to paint, do artsy kinds of things.  If you can take a picture of it, I can improvise to make it!

102.  I used to make stained glass...things lol and hope to do it again sometime since I have all the tools.

103.  I like to read books about other countries which contain some history, like The Red Tent, Angela's Ashes, etc.

104.  I like movies of a similar nature, like Michael Collins, Braveheart, etc.

105.  I like punk music, i.e. Green Day, and ska, i.e. Reel Big Fish...thanks, Brad!

106.  I go to church every Sunday, without fail.  I need all the help I can get!

107.  I like to sing.  I'm the only alto in the choir.  Never said I was good at it, though!

108.  My favourite colour is blue, blue anything!  If it's blue, I like it!

109.  I have long brown hair and brown eyes. Cause I'm full of...never mind...

110.  I'm 5'2" and very short for my weight lol.

111.  My shoe size is 5 1/2.  Don't ask me the size of anything else please!

112.  T'is by no means the end of the Kim Saga, however, that's it for now cause... I realized way back at 3. that things were not particularly interesting and there's probably not anyone who's going to read this, even though I did ensure to protect the names of the innocent, not so innocent and just plain stupid!